Words of Wisdom (2.24.10)

Last night my oldest daughter told me that her school gave them a number to call for help with teen issues where you can talk to adults.
ME: What kind of issues?
VICTORIA: Anything we go through…like depression…puberty…
ME: Puberty? They have a crisis line for puberty? What kind of call would… that be? ‘Hello Teen Crisis Center, [...]

Words of Wisdom (2.15.10)

My daughter Jadyn, age 5…
JADYN: Daddy, what do you want to be when you grow up?
ME: I don’t know yet.
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Reality vs. DVR

Last night, Jadyn and I were watching the fireworks display at Sea World from the comfort or our back yard.
ME: Oh Jadyn, you missed that one because you were looking down. It was a cool one.
JADYN: Re-wind it.

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Dabdoub words of wisdom [4.23.09]

I woke the kids up to drop Jessica off at the airport with me. Shortly after pulling away from the curb…
VICTORIA: I miss mom…
JADYN: Your breath stinks.
And life without mom begins….

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Dabdoub words of wisdom [4.02.09]

For those of you who know me past and present, you can probably tell me a lot by reading this whether it be morals, karma, or whatever your persuasion. Feel free to comment

JADYN: Daddy, open this there’s money in it.

I opened the toy hippo and found a guinea pig turd and my 4 year old [...]

Dabdoub words of wisdom [3.31.09]

Today we were discussing the finer points of twitter when John said that he doesn’t care to have people knowing what he does all throughout the day. Travis said He did.
I responded:
“Dude, once you get in to self-worship there’s no going back.”

It is addictive.
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Dabdoub words of wisdom [3.30.09]

Text conversation between my wife and I right after I arrived at work having ridden my scooter:
JESSICA TXT: Sexy scooter man!
PAUL TXT:  3 words that don’t go together

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Dabdoub Words of Wisdom [3.29.09]

Watch out for the broom hunter!.
- from our nearly 5 year old, Jadyn as she poked at us from below the deck with a broom.
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Dabdoub Words of Wisdom [3.28.09]

With my kids today at the beach today at OB:
“I wish sand didn’t soak up all the water when I pour it.” – Victoria
“Yeah, but if it didn’t then sand wouldn’t be sand, it would be rocks.” – Paul
“What? No it wouldn’t” – Victoria
“We will, we will rock you.”
- Jadyn singing to herself while building [...]